After a long day, all she wants to do is take a nice shower and go to bed.

S O R 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 A   𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃 ☆ K A ᅠ

What a downgrade. I used to joyride down these streets at night, and now I'm sitting here waiting for a bus. Stupid rehabilitation program.

𝙐𝙂𝙃! This 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 won't stay down. It keeps riding up my 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐊! Now I know how girls with fat dick bulges feel. 😵‍💫

𝐘𝐀𝐖𝐖𝐖𝐖𝐍! Huh? 𝑾𝑯𝑼𝒁𝒁𝑨𝑻?! Oh, I think I passed out. Anyway, here's my ass.

𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙇𝙎 Cue Jinx taking a step back behind Harley, glancing down. ". . So you're one ?"

JINX CALLED ME A BADDIE!

ᅠ Pointing 𝐔𝐏 𝐔𝐏 𝐔𝐏! "Tig Bitties." ᅠ

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❝ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ. ꜰᴏʀ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀꜱ ꜱʜᴇ'ʟʟ ᴡɪᴛɴᴇꜱꜱ, ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ꜱʜᴇ'ʟʟ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ. ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴏᴅʏ ɪꜱ ꜰʀᴀɪʟ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ꜰʟᴇꜱʜ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʟᴏꜱᴛ. ʜᴇʀ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢ, ʜᴇʀ ꜱᴘɪʀɪᴛ ᴜɴᴅʏɪɴɢ."

Boss music is playing. Harley is here. 𝐉𝐢𝐧𝐱

//man I used to have the effort to make these stupid post

Are they 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 talking about who would want to have sex with her when I'm 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄? It's bait, it 𝐇𝐀𝐒 to be bait.

Harley, randomly and completely oblivious to the current conversation, just sent 𝒁𝒚𝒓𝒂 an email asking about what type of fertilizer to use for her garden.

Ugly gross crying.

She's watering 𝒁𝒚𝒓𝒂 again.

ㅤ ㅤ

𝒀𝑨𝑾𝑾𝑾𝑾𝑾𝑾𝑾𝑵! 𝐌𝐀𝐍, that was a long nap.

I really put on some 𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 during my vacay, huh?