one of the coolest things you can call someone is a "rad disaster"

if i was namor i would also never wear a shirt

Why was the Polar bear sad? Because his name was Bench

there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said do you know how to drive this thing BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR

cricket has big bebop and/or rocksteady energy

man:waiter how long will my pizza be ? waiter:not very long. lol

everybody says i'm pretty bi (for a wife guy)

remember how there was a movie, released in theaters, named Dragon Wars: D-War

my back hurts (my back hurts) like a sex machine (like a sex machine)

*looking back and forth between the da vinci code and the dictionary* these books have so much in common they MUST be true!

Karel Thole

true love is timing your burp to coincide with you opening a new can of beer so there's only one loud noise that might wake up your sleeping wife

same

i hate that people call it "the cool s" it's a "stushi" it's a stupid name but it's a better damn name than that

Cock & Ball Dorture

mant grorrison

why have they not made star wars movies about grand admiral thrawn yet? does disney hate money or what

one of my least favorite things to detect is a severe subspace distortion

i think i'm done