Why did REM split up? Because the rest of the band just weren’t Michael’s type

Thank God I benched him! 🤯

Over the past 2 weeks I had forgotten how much I actually hate FPL. But I remember now.

Mbeumo when I own him

Only 2.01% FPL managers own both Livramento & Murphy🚀 Well done if you’re one of them🔥 Data: LiveFPL

Hearing it’s all Brighton in the Leicester game

Get fucked, you bunch of pricks.

Really hope that this doesn’t materialise. Nelson for us next season is one of the few positives I’m looking forward to.

Roy Keane on Jamie Vardy 🗣️ "Fair play to Vardy. Man turned down Arsenal, stayed at Leicester and became a legend. Had he joined Arsenal, we'd probably be arguing if he's better than Welbeck. Sometimes loyalty isn't stupidity, it's just... survival."

Today marks the end of an era. Our greatest ever player. Hopefully it’s some send off.

“Twelfth again who gives a fuck, we’ve won the FA Cup.” Incredible from Dean Henderson last night 🤣

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Fabrizio Romano Why does this look like a computer game signing? 😂 Great signing for them though

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The Touchline | 𝐓 This might be the worst tweet I’ve seen this week

Don’t own Reijnders or Anderson

Live rank of 5.1m.

DefCons for pussies

Yellow card for the Mateta BOOM