General strike.

i have been raging about being in this beta and it 100% decreased my time in app. i'm sure that was the exact result they wanted.

There are only two ratings: smash and pass. It is in no way demeaning and can yield particularly interesting insights when you constantly play the game with your significant other.

the amount of serotonin i get from treating myself after completing a simple, adult task is truly unrivaled.

embrace tradition, reject modernity. make central parkway a toxic canal for swimming again.

Listening to RENAISSANCE in the Delta Sky Club So these other business girlies know I’m the bar.

i need absolutely everyone to drop what they are doing and go listen to lindsay lohan's new version of jingle bell rock

You cannot vote for DeSantis & then look any LGBTQ+ person in your life in the eye and tell them you love them. You don’t. Your support of him is to be anti-LGBTQ. Period.

literally me every day

This tweet vastly overestimates the difficulty of an Operations Management exam at Wharton.

the papermate flair isn't for everyone, i know, but i legitimately have my own personal ideal handwriting with it exclusively

My Uber driver put on a smooth jazz version of Call Me Maybe when I got in. It’s the classiest way to call someone a 🚬 I’ve ever experienced.

This is boygenius

can we just hold this country together for long enough to get to the #Barbie movie premiere?

a wild year discovering both maria bello on ER and dan cortese on veronica's closet

branding is for girls...like wdym your job is to make things pretty and communicate effectively? sounds gay to me

Our cat has never once seemed to acknowledge the TV’s existence in any way. I put on this boygenius performance and he leapt on the ottoman to watch, enthralled. Guess he has good taste.

I never thought I’d see a trash jones tweet on a slide at a work conference, but here we are.