happy birthday, dumb shit .

Good morning, it's my birthday and I get to spend the one free day I have this week with all the people I love the most. I also woke up to Mucho at my side, begging for food. Down dog. It's my birthday, not yours.

That sounds like something a tiny would say.

HERE WE ARE. IT'S HAPPENING.

I would have said that I L word you, but you called me an IDIOT so I'm taking it back.

MY SWEET GIRL :( SHE DESERVES THIS

Oh, she's CUTE cute.

Bought donuts for breakfast this morning and some kid in line, after having paid for his own donuts just turns to the cashier and without any context goes, “ok boomer” and I think I've found my second favorite person on this planet.

𝑱𝒖𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒔 𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓.

Definitely did not do this just so I could release Lover. Haha where did you get that crazy idea haha

Didn't realize how hot I am as Taylor . Hm .

𝒀𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹. 𝑨 𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 @notrcdame youtu.be/-BjZmE2gtdo

I'm claiming Cherry for my girl.

Did some karaoke yesterday at a local bar.

Th sudden urge to fake Matty again came barrelling down on me. Help.

I love you.

Be cautious of EVERY face you meet, especially the ones that SEEM suspicious. Emotionally manipulative ab*sers can hide so easily here, so it's important to be cautious. I've come across only one so far, but there certainly are others. Be aware. Your safety matters.

Why was Paper Rings playing on our Christmas playlist at work? I mean, not complaining. I love that one. But like. Why.