Couldn't figure out why I felt like shit today then I realized I forgot to take my midodrine

Found one of my dream cars on marketplace even down to the color and it's just outside my budget fml

White boys don’t even play that funky music anymore

Everywhere I go reminds me of Bryon Noem

I can't believe no one is mentioning the fact he spells Brian Bryon like bitch you deserve to be married to her with that shit.

The only lever I'm pulling is attached to a hammer

I thought it was April fools day today but it turns out I've been the fool all along

Really hate the radio lessons on duolingo

Not as much as the adventure shit though

I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to do connections lmao

He was trying to get her attention this whole time now I'm sad :⁠'⁠(

I'm so happy and I love my life. April fo......

Oh so this is actually hell, we're actually in hell. cool cool cool cool

You don't hate Connecticut enough

I mean obviously he knows SHE didn't kill him

He's finally coming out

Wait is he actually a vampire