I understand the payout system now. I now know what I must do.

I just wrapped up 40 straight days of: - no booze - lifting or cardio - 10k+ steps - 200g protein Honestly, it was whatever. Maybe these stunts are only gamechangers for people who have completely let the wheels fall off the bus.

Not sure why they had to comment on the morals of the seal here

Trump should ban BCE/CE and go back to BC and AD.

Missed opportunity to use Through the Looking-Glass as the book

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes so, in a way, by being on twitter, we're like Jesus

yep boss, the promo video is going great. got the twitching humanoid robot strung up on a meat hook and flickering lights. they’ll love it

never give up

In the world's largest vacuum chamber, a bowling ball and feathers are used for a real-life demonstration of a concept Galileo first proposed over 400 years ago

The council will now hear your request

ai is getting scary good soon it may even surpass a 2006 google search

Canada doesn't know how we roll. They THINK they won. Wait until we find more goals at 3am.

Okay? Run it longer? What’s wrong? Were they late for their state mandated 6h lunch break? The French are so lazy

Happy birthday to this legend.

We need a human version of this, an incomprehensible dark pillar burning away each man's sickness with white light

Fauci in a leather jacket and black sunglasses approaching a figure hunched over the bar, lost in thought. "Drinking to remember, or forget?" Camera pans behind bar, Rachel Levine in beat up military fatigues obviously day drunk. "I told you, Tony. I've seen the top." Rachel

Used to be fairies stealing your baby was a bad thing