if uncle fester came near me I'd put him down in 10 seconds flat. id have no choice he is a threat to my family

hate to brag but austin powers just shagged the living daylights out of me 💅😈😎☝️

Got the new Apple Vision Pro 🤘🏻

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BOYCOTT MCDONALDS! THEY ARE PUSHING WOKE ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES!!!

Apropos of nothing, I just wanted to say that Titus Andronicus has always loved the city of Toronto youtu.be/7hBaxD8rkzc?si…

Awaiting the start of the game for my beautiful Buds.

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People talk shit on me but they don’t know I played scared kid in yellow shirt in the film The Dirties (not credited)

Just found out my son is AI. As Austin powers might say “wait a tick!” 😂

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playing devils abacus 🧮

I don’t like when people are mean to the ladies at Tim Hortons.

Big oak heads excited for big oak

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at work and John Taffer is freaking the fuck out at me. I don’t even see any cameras

getting dev lemons and pierce on office hours is a pretty big day for alt comedy freaks

Interesting