Already have been!

Normalize catboy euthanasia.

Heyyyyy sexy! Miss me?

And not every second? I'm hurt!! Now c'mere and lemme sexualize ya up close.

[ UNF- FALLS OVER. LATCHES ONTO. ] I'll take that!!!

[ Brow raise, hands wandering over him, ohoho! ] You got it right the first time.

Don't get a big head over it, you flirt-!! [ Oh god- they're tryna be smooth and seductive, but all the kisses are just making them snicker. ]

So, maximum head? [ Stop that!!! At least they manage a momentary smug grin between fits of laughter. ]

The amongus boxers stay ON during sex‼‼‼

//; plot twist: they're all canon at the same time. everyone's just been kissing a decoy. ultimate bamboozle.

Who's dtf I've got Shrek on DVD

Oh hell YEAH. Get in my swamp babe.

[ INSERT SIMS WOOHOO NOISES INTERWOVEN WITH SMASH MOUTH AUDIO HERE. ]

Hhh,,hhhheeeeey. Sorry about. That!!! 💧

I got distracted!!! Was trying out some new gear, got really into it, and before I knew it . . . days(? maybe weeks) were just gone!!

'M sorryyyyyy, I missed you too 😖 c'mere.