up your butt and around the corner might have been the best comeback of my childhood

He gon naturallyyyyyyy wanna post you, brag about you & act like he hit the jackpot... if you the one he actually want.

“you’re too picky” have you seen the lives of women who aren’t?

i hate when i’m going through something and people assume it’s about a man. bitch my future is in my own hands and that terrifies me 😭😭

Not to be dramatic, but I need something like this delivered to my door immediately

Leaving him for reasons that ain’t about cheating but because he doesn’t believe in dates, spoiling you, giving gifts, or doing things to keep the relationship exciting is still valid.

“video games make you violent” ok, explain why i’m too scared to pick the rude dialogue option then

N tem coisa pior do que homem que demora gozar

actually no one see you at your WORST like your coworkers do LMAAOO

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Beautiful marriages exist and I’m going to have one

That “FAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH” adlib is the funniest thing on the internet rn

Mercy pocket on the toilet about to go crazy

OVERWATCH MOBILE GAME?!!!

Do a nigga dirty one time and he talks about it for the rest of his life Get over it gossip girl omg

i'm not dating nobody with kids at all. next question