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I've just noticed that you can download the VE Day 2 minute silence on BBC Sounds. I'm still processing this.

Apparently they have turban-wearing Muslims in the US. Who knew?

A company I recently bought a phone from contacted me to say if I bought one of their new models from Amazon and left a 5* review, they would give me my money back. I did. They did. Never trust Amazon reviews.

Fair play - he was only elected 6 weeks ago.

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6' 1" footballer meets 6' 3" President.

God , that sounds even worse than yellow snow. Take care out there....

A Beefeater restaurant today. Bon appetit! #beefeater #whitbread

My replacement Blink camera, from Amazon but delivered by FedEx, has travelled from Limerick to Shannon, from Shannon to a town just outside Paris (presumably by air) and is due to be delivered to me (in England) some time next week. It probably makes sense to someone....

Went to a local cafe advertising "Afternoon Teas". It was 2.35pm. "We close at 3" was the first greeting I received. Not "stop serving" at 3. They CLOSE at 3pm. I don't think they quite have the concept right. I didn't stay.

Don't worry - RNLI have already been called.

If you have Facebook, this is very funny. facebook.com/share/r/17Gsq4…

A regional theatre. Back row. Upper Circle. £75

Apparently the UK Government is about to announce that it will give everyone a smart phone.

A fantastic Saturday night at the Albert Hall. My third time there and they gave me a Plaque. A fantastic audience gave me a wonderful evening and a heart full of great memories. Thank you all for being so kind, so wonderful, and making an older man very very happy.

So what's happening at BBC Radio 2 with Liza Tarbuck? Suddenly resigns from a slot which she hasn't actually hosted for weeks.

I know of a theatre which has a play coming for a week. Each of the 6 performances has sold about 60 tickets. The venue seats 1000+. They won't discount the seats. I feel for the actors. Dynamic pricing only seems to work in one direction.