You have no idea. Not all are even on my phone still.

This is what is left.

Harper Grace...Mama loves you.

You are the Sassy Princess that bosses her dolls around. Your Daddy is far from sassy, baby girl. Now, me...I have my moments.

{Laughs at my two favorite people}

I don't think I wanna ask about Bob.

Dammit. I had a feeling that was the Bob she was referring to. Yeah, I do. And you like to use them on me from time to time. {Grins} x.com/ShamelessRyder…

An hour conversation on how it's not a light saber. That was a fun day.

You know I would rather have you over a toy, baby. Having both though....Mmmmm. x.com/ShamelessRyder…

Stay confused, my child.

Baaaabbby... x.com/ShamelessRyder…

{Hides my crimson colored face}

You're evil. x.com/ShamelessRyder…

Bringing DP up...last time...yeah. Just...yeah. x.com/ShamelessRyder…

No. No more play dates with Sara.

{Changes my panties} x.com/ShamelessRyder…

Harper said that Sara told her she needs to listen for us doing "the humpty dance"...Sara needs a whoopin.

{Sticks my soaked lace in your pocket, smirking} x.com/ShamelessRyder…

And why does this child know what "The Humpty Dance" is?

{Nods and swings my hips as I go to kiss princess good night for the third time tonight} Later. x.com/ShamelessRyder…