Don't tell me you're following the UnCharming's footsteps in holding onto hope? I thought better of you, Dark One. x.com/crueldepravity…

Oh pass me the bucket. I knew you'd gone all soft but what the hell has she turned you into? x.com/crueldepravity…

Is it too hot for your little blonde head to handle? Shame. I think we put on quite the show. x.com/zealousanomaly…

But what are standards when power is everything? I simply couldn't resist his new haircut. x.com/zealousanomaly…

The saviour has a /sister/? Intriguing. x.com/avalliantblond…

Oh, pity that. A flock of Swan's would be most entertaining. x.com/avalliantblond…

[Thinks her absurdly redeemed side has gone soft and is an idiot for dallying around with the Charmings.] x.com/suppleheart/st…

Doesn't mean I can't have some, well, 'fun' beforehand. There's no harm in that. x.com/avalliantblond…

You mean your glued in peasant hair that starving families sold in order to feed their children? x.com/zealousanomaly…

[Is positive that it's the only thing both halves agree on.] x.com/suppleheart/st…

You'll see, Miss Swan. x.com/avalliantblond…

But I'm the better half, right? x.com/taintedvalor/s…

@OdiousCallous Cancer sticks, mother. You should try them sometime.

Just because you're immortal, doesn't mean I can't snap your neck. x.com/taintedvalor/s…

@OdiousCallous Well, it would be a much easier yet slower way.

Idiot. x.com/dauntlessmills…

Yet another day of illiterate idiots and goody two shoes around me. Send help.

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