Elon is a pedophile with no friends

just got an email saying my domino's pizza points are about to expire. i can't have one fucking thing in this fucking world

HEARTWARMING: american society forces old grandma to work to her grave to prevent her husband from dying

Imagine talking about your wife but she’s not the one who you’re using “beloved” to describe.

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon vatican.va/content/leo-xi…

asking the turbotax person if they’ll visit me in jail

🚨 Anthropic just reached a $1+ trillion valuation on solana. People are paying a HUGE premium just to get in early.

Doesn’t matter where he’s at, Swoot will always know where home is. 😂🐐

Hasan Piker: “If you steal from the poor, you become rich. If you steal from the wealthy, you go to prison. There’s only one direction where you can do unlimited theft. Wage theft is the most consequential amount of theft that takes place in the United States of America”

The Bill Simmons Podcast ReListenables featuring Dianna Russini (2025) Simmons: “People are excited! We barely had a coach last year” Russini: “I get it, but they’re going overboard. It’s like, we’re gonna shove Vrabel D down your throat so much you’re gonna forget about Mayo”

This is how Mexicans dress to go to the club

ra’s al ghul

All right Ben Sasse, let's make a bet. Let's divide the US in half. I'll let you pick which half. In your half, you ban Candy Crush. In my half we institute 16 weeks of paid parental leave, universal childcare, & a restored child tax credit. Let's see which has more babies.

Cavs play tonight and my son get in the car from school with a fucking trombone in his hand talking bout he got a band recital tonight he never told me bout… i hate kids man

as a millennial manager, please keep your PTO reasoning to yourself. just give me the dates.

1V3 TYPE SWOOT. Huntsmen Swooty

JEURISBEHDJIE HOLYYYY Huntsmen Swooty

I’m learning new shit everyday man

An hour into Mixtape & I think it’s healing me MIXTAPE by Beethoven & Dinosaur