Caught our lass sucking my worst enemies cock. Lots of work needed by her to give an explanation on why this happened

And just like that we are back on the clubs payroll. Move along everyone, please stop questioning the club. Please forget the past few month, all is perfect

When Michael Beale’s Mrs daydreams of some excitement, she pictures Phil Parkinson

Update

Probably best leaving the jokes to the professionals. Maybe best just sticking to being the clubs mouthpiece

ICYMI Roker Report implied a fan was racist today for saying he’d sell Ekwah and Mundle. Voice of the fans

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🚨 DEADLINE DAY BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Captain Mouthpiece is still full of shite. More to follow…

Hardly Henry Winter is he?

19 years old - We don’t criticise. 19 years and 3 days old - poor and needs to bounce back quickly. We call a spade and spade here, give or take 3 days.

Just when you think Michael Oliver getting abused and threatened was bad enough. Now this. Hope Graham carries on. I assume it’s a decent podcast

Have to agree with Captain Mouthpiece here. Also if you don’t believe Sunderland will win every single game next season, please don’t get a season ticket. Leave the tickets for people who believe, rather than quitters 😎

Always the sign of a top journalist, willing to change a true story to protect himself. Something his colleague Jamal Khashoggi should have knew

Got some bad news for you Keef, the season started last week

How many did it end up being then Keef? 4 or 5?

Newcastle’s owners buying 15 year olds again

Can anyone help Dougie out for a derby ticket next week? Would hate to see him fall off the bandwagon this early

Neutral North East sports correspondent Keef Downie has taken Newcastle’s derby day defeat well. He’s currently going around the internet reporting Sunderland fan accounts, trying to get them banned. #SAFC #NUFC