yikes

She rolls up on her bicycle. "Goin' anywhere? Hop on. It's not safe to be out here in the dark." x.com/MechAlien_peri…

//Pearl is one of those vegan, anti-car hippie chicks lmao

//This sounds strange. But I am currently in a situation in which I might be down to roleplay all day, and we can forget this mysterious shit for another 24 hours, or this might be the last time I roleplay for a while. Until I'm in a safe space.

//So far, I'm safe. Don't worry just yet.

She reads the comments on her latest e-article. "Delet this? Wow. Children these days don't know how to spell."

She's one of those women who wears those high waisted shorts and crop tops when she's off work.

Human Pearl is pure af but also SUPER SINFULLY GAY. Like. She's this dainty, proper woman who never flirts because that's not ladylike, but she'll see this cute waitress and her face will turn beet red.

Pearl wears long slacks, turtlenecks and collared shirts when she's working. Which is most of the time. If you see her in shorts or a skirt, she's probably REALLY living it up... eating carbs and riding her bike down the beach or something like a whackjob

See, her idea of the wildest fun ever is just someone else's idea of an afternoon when work is over. She doesn't drink either- she did once on her 21st birthday when Amethyst took her to the local bar. The local one is a really safe place with security making sure people +

+ don't get drugged and stuff, but she was still absolutely terrified of it. Nevertheless, she had some champagne. Two flutes in and she was tipsy, after the third, Amethyst had to take her home because she was saying such raunchy, innapropriate things. Like "Kiss me, you fool~"

//When the character you wanna ship with is under 18 R I P

Think of Amy Andrews but in a suit, and with so much less of that peppy optimism. That. That is this Pearl.

//Tips on how to portray autism more believably: -Chrons/colitis are very frequent in autistic people -Stuttering, having your character rehearse before they say even the simplest things -OCD is very frequent as well. -Routine, routine, routine! -Prefers noise cancelling +

+ headphones and loud music. -Obsessions are key!!!! -Often repeat things your character hears/sees on tv -Very creative and artistic -Apologize for literally everything even when it isn't your character's fault

//Forgot to say that I'm autistic myself, and I am absolutely not appropriating anything with that list. I want to see more characters with autism and I would love for everything to be perfect.

//Not that Peri isn't doing well with their portrayal of autistic Peridot. They're doing really well ^^ Or. You're doing well, if you're reading this ♡

///jfc I spelled Crohns wrong. I take pills for it every day and I explain it to people every other day and I couldn't even spell it. Rip in piss, Alex. x.com/ReporterPearl/…

Tbd.

This account is now inactive. If you'd like to do an RP with Pearl, message my main. I'll do lots of quickies/one-off RPs there.