They enjoy transforming, somehow it makes self-pleasure feel all the more exciting. Sorry Ahri..!!

S O R 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 A   𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃 ☆ K A ᅠ

Neeko has been masturbating in their cave for five days straight! Sorry about the smell.

|| minor change: Neeko now listens to any pronoun, not just they / them.

⠀ ❝ʙᴀɴᴅʟᴇ ᴄᴜᴍᴅᴜᴍᴘ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ғᴏʀ ᴅᴜᴛʏ!❞ ʜʏᴘᴇʀsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ʏᴏʀᴅʟᴇ ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀɴᴅʟᴇᴡᴏᴏᴅs, ᴀssᴜᴍɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ғᴇʀᴛɪʟᴇ, ɴʏᴍᴘᴏᴍᴀɴɪᴀᴄᴀʟ ɪɴᴄʟɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴄᴋsʟᴇᴇᴠᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀᴇᴅ sᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ. ⠀

neeko.

they will never guess that Neeko replaced the chair in Kai'sa's dressing room. :D

who's she? who addresses a chair with she? what a weirdo.

it is i, demacian seraphine.

when seraphine says ride the wave neeko wishes that wave was my gigantic rod

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub' Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love So come give me a hug, if you into getting rubbed

skibidi minion

no surprise there.

needalee..

BEEKO.

Beeko.

Neeko.