I've Always Liked to Play with Fire RP for JC's #JCWPrison tournament VS Trent Steel OWF It was fun, man, love your character! Goodluck! docs.google.com/document/d/1Yf…

Welcome to da Rock. Written and Directed by Dis Dood. Starring Dis Guy and Not Cheap & Tawdry Hepburn vs some guy named J.C. Keeton for #JCWPrison thespiraleffect.net/reno/scripts/t…

I hate to break it to you fucks, but makin fun of my name is as lame as makin fun of Cheap & Tawdry Hepburn being British. But hey, that's all you got. So I guess keep rolling with it. Wouldn't want any of you to actually get creative and shiv me with sharpened block of ramen.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I can't use the handicap stall? I'm fucking disabled! You ever been Irish on a Wednesday at 2 pm in the dead of fucking summer, sweat stains all in your clothes, heat turnin ya into a LOBSTAH, you know you got a warrant out but its cool, and then next thing you k

//#JCWPrison #Round6RP Vs. Reno Burr The SEBEmpire Presents… Standing Up docs.google.com/document/d/1Ja…

ROAR SHACK A screenplay by Reno Nevada for #JCWPrison vs S.E.B. Betchu fuckers thought I was gonna be late. That's cuz you bitches are livin on normie time. I been up FIVE DAYS IN A ROW. I don't sleep in prison. That shit is just an invitation! docs.google.com/document/d/1dd…

OI! Who went full nutter on the vendin machine an nicked all the bloody snacks? All I wanted was one measly Twinkie. Just one! Ain’t tryna top meself, I just got the sugar itch somethin fierce. This is bollocks. An who took me hot water bottle? I’m colder than a Tory’s heart!

WOT?! Shove me in a locker? You listen ‘ere, ya budget bin tribute act. Might as well call yerself Helena China Shop, cos you’re about as original as a knockoff Abercrombie n’ Tits catalogue! Poundland pop-off with all the charm of a broken vibrator.

Wot the actual fuck? I quoted me own bloody tweet, didn’t I? Alright, look. Maybe neckin that toilet floating bag o’ moldy mushrooms weren’t me finest culinary decision. But they smelled like adventure.

Sure, I coulda gone wiv TheNEVEmpire, strutted about like some posh-tart bellend wiv a thousand wrestlin bookings jammin up me Google Cal. But then I’d ‘ave to prat about learnin some fake Brit accent instead o’ this one, which is obviously me real, 100% certified voice, innit?

Reno Burr - Live At Southern State Correctional Facility docs.google.com/document/d/1t8… #JCWPrison

People keep sayin “money can’t buy happiness.” Yeah? Lemme test that theory with a 4-day weekend, a jet ski, and a bottle of Woodford Reserve, see how sad I feel.

Nothing humbles you like sittin’ on the toilet and accidentally opening your front camera. Lookin’ like Gollum caught mid-tax fraud, dude.

Bro, I ain't an idiot. I'm broke, angry, and unmedicated. That don't make me dumb, that makes me American. Meanwhile you out here soundin’ like Grok tryin to write slam poetry in a hurricane.

Reno Burr Nevada - Live at Pine Street Saloon Open Mic for Prestige Wrestling Empire prestigefed.boards.net/thread/880/ren…

Winning the Vortex title just means I’m legally required to wrestle whatever delusional art student crawls out of Gorilla with a vape and a dream. I didn’t win a belt. I signed up for adult daycare with entrance music. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

You ever see otters at the zoo? Little furry sociopaths. They got, like, ten clams, still runnin around tryna steal one more. Just hoardin 'em like they’re prepping for shellfish Armageddon. I’m like, “Buddy, you’re in a $40 million tank. You got healthcare. Relax.”

WHATCHU GONNA DO WHEN THE RENO MONSTAH BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE AND DRINKS ALL YOUR BEER?!

The Reno Voncast featuring Reno "Burr" Nevada vs Stella Basche for Prestige Wrestling Empire prestigefed.boards.net/thread/943/ren…

Reno Nevada's Excellent Adventure! Prestige Wrestling Empire prestigefed.boards.net/thread/969/ren…