Doing this next to Priyanka Chopra an Indian nationalist that supports a government cracking down on Muslims and minorities, is poetic by Javier Bardem. A legend.

“This coffee is great!” Bland, uninspired, dismissed as small talk “I’m not racist, but this coffee is great!” Enigmatic, suspenseful, keeps people thinking

When the laser that turns you into a mouse only grazes you

Imagine being kidnapped and raped then having your kidney stolen It’s an entire nation of psycho serial killers

Someone's phone falls on my head from the 9th floor and I die Doctor: He died because of the phone Mom:

Never forget when Michael Jordan’s mom did a dunk, happy Mother’s Day😂

Every time I really get along with someone

out of touch, every single person I’ve ever been in a car with when passing cows have pointed out the cows and we all looked.

what you must remember about disco elysium's depiction of the student communists: yes, they're silly, self-defeating, slightly unhinged, out-of-touch losers. but most importantly they're 100% correct

“most important part of being a communist is hope”

ǎ̴̯̀͠y̶͔͗ m̵̢͕̫̓̔͑̊̈i̶̡̹͈͎̳̞͙͖̾̂̀͑̀͆̑̓̽̉͐͘͘ͅ c̵̛̥͊u̷̬̩̰̫͕̘͎̔́̃̄̍͋̓q̶̡̛̥̫͓̩̫͇̥̋͊̇̄͐̈́̓͠u̷̬̩̰̫͕̘͎̔́̃̄̍͋̓i̶̡̹͈͎̳̞͙͖̾̂̀͑̀͆̑̓̽̉͐͘͘ͅ

In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.

To be clear, this isn’t a story of Alec Guinness being homophobic. Alec Guinness was bisexual and was arrested for cruising when he was younger. This is a very sad story of how queer people had to hide themselves and assimilate into a deeply homophobic industry.

remember when dua lipa said "fuck you" to someone in the crowd after they held up an israeli flag at one of her concerts

The old womans probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down

I love Robin dying in the background #onepiecefanart

borrachas y antisionistas como me gustan a mí

“This is so true, I should go outside. No wait-that was an indoor thought. Almost got me.”