"Your dog's got tits!" is sounding like a reasonable statement now.

So will John be invited to the Oscars?

So the flat is sold and the will is being settled. The last bit of father is now gone and all that is left is visits to the grave. Goodnight our Stanley. You did well by us sir!! ♥️

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If the BAFTAS and the OSCARS would just splinter like boxing,darts and the Famous Five then everybody could be happy.

Chap on the train to Alloa. Can of Stella. He had a bouncing tune on his phone for a minute to draw attention to himself. Just shouted "C'MOAN THE SHEEP SHAGGERS!!" Pure class.

Recently?!!!

I won't be getting a hair cut until Ian Huntley survives five agonisingly violent attacks in a row.

Remember the old days when the American navy would turn up, shoot down an Iranian passenger plane then fuck off like it didn't happen? They have forgotten how to be subtle.

What the fuck is going on here?!!!

I can''t wait to read all the match reports on here.

Why do the young student chaps think that 'splitting the g' is somehow sophisticated? Half of them are forcing back a drink they know they fucking hate!

I think Rosenior might be a bit shite.

Get the smart money on Man Utd to win the league now!!

In the Glesga till Friday. Might visit 'The Lauders' tomorrow. Been a lot of years since that angry postie we woke up.

The sauce on the McD's Big Arch is sharp as fuck. Not very nice at all.

Dear The Simpsons. Shite since 1998.