[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP

*explaining chicago style pizza to someone* imagine an above-ground pool

If you see a job being advertised and you don't want it, be sure to let them know. Manners cost nothing 👍

guys, i just wanted to take this time express to everyone, to assure you, that i 100% absolutely without a doubt will walk away from all of this having learned nothing and come to think of it, probably much dumber actually. thank you.

dipping bullets in eggnog to hunt the grinch

I want a puffy white Rhianna dancer coat

One of these games is still in it's first half, the other has 6 min to go in the second half

I just walked out of a shop in Glasgow, and a little kid standing with his mum says, “Well, well, well, look who it is: some guy.” I could spend hours at the writing desk trying to come up with a line that good.

What do we think is the combined net worth of everyone at the Kentucky Derby right now?

i’ve been struggling to put this into words for a while but i think a lot of this AI art craze comes down to these guys feeling the joy of being creative for the first time and mistaking it for something much deeper.

It appears that whatever you're looking for, X gon' give it to ya

IOWA

I bet they don't even have an Applebee's

Ok this rules, it looks like the away team is battling ghosts from football past

Iowa punters will perform a 21-punt salute in his honor as Iowa's OC.

There is but one man who can now make this CFP situation go from dramatic to exceptionally, over-the-top funny.

me going from couch nap to my actual bed

The WICKEDLY talented, Adel Asim