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3:45 PM--Renard's phone buzzes with a text; it's his aesthetician, Tatiana. The news is not good.

She's taken ill with the flu and can't make it in to do his bikini wax after work. He rolls his eyes, fuming.

There's an option for him to get in with someone else, but he refuses. He simply can't trust his nether regions to just *anybody*.

He sighs. Well, there goes his social life for the weekend.

5:52 PM--The Captain decides to console himself by getting a spray tan; between the polar vortex and his waxing appt, he's really peeved.

He's desperate to maintain his sun-kissed glow; however (sigh)....the tanning booth misfires and dispenses too much.

Renard now resembles an Oompah-Loompa. He's been well and truly Tango'd. This guy. Can't. Catch. A break. To save. His life. #chrissakes

So this happened:

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