I am always fooled by a wig. People will talk about a bad wig and I didn’t even know it was one to start with. I thought The B-52’s hair was real. I am very trusting and stupid.

when is SHE getting her movie adaptation????

WHERE is read and makeout !!!!!!!

gonna start ordering a “girl next door” martini - kinda dirty but you wouldn’t expect it at first

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel’s wings

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

probably in the top 10 artistic achievements of the human race

nothing has brought me more rage than the experience of sharing a britta

only trust lesbians and trust them implicitly.

i hope i read more books this year and make out with women

had a dream they sold marvis at duane reade

leaving a britta that has clearly not been filled is grounds for maiming

hello the lawyer in the bling ring is dana fairbanks

actually how much is benson boone charging a ticket

can no one put some pep in their step and MOVE

Chappell could kill a nun and I wouldn’t really care once you make red wine supernova I’m with you for better or worse

will be dancing so much this summer at the local dive like actually this is an official warning i’m gonna go crazy with all the elbow room to spin