Them: "The dynasty is over!" Us:

she looks like if you mistake her kindness for weakness you'll find your card cancelled 🫦❤️‍🔥

my nervous system doesn't tolerate yelling or arguing. Speak to me calmly, or don't speak to me at all

Oh.

When your kicker is lining up for a game winning kick and the announcer says “he hasn’t missed one all year”

ALABAMA WINS THE SERIES ‼️ No. 5 Alabama Softball clinches the series over No. 1 Texas after a game three win, 7-4! #NCAASoftball

meanest girl you went to high school with is posting “he is risen!!!” on her instagram story right now

Alright. I did not know I needed full body chills on a Friday morning, but here we are. Here we are! I have no reason to, but I just wanna run through a wall right now.

Listen, I am just going to say it. The pain of hating OU and being in sports broadcasting must be tough. These MFs act like their first born is beating OU single handedly when any team gets ahead of us. It’s like Christmas morning for them.

What a weekend it was for OU Softball. Won a rivalry series on the road against the reigning champs. Saw the talented freshmen impact every facet of the game. That environment and this experience is invaluable. Sooners made a statement and put the rest of the nation on notice.

Hailey Dolcini Claudia I mean personally I LOVEEEE the passion. idc what uniform you got on, gimme that energy all dayyy!!! (coming from the original bat slammer 😂)

OMG ARTEMIS FATE OF OPHELIA EDIT

Last time each SEC softball team lost a game by run rule: 2026: Auburn Florida Georgia Kentucky Arkansas Mississippi State Missouri Ole Miss Tennessee South Carolina 2025: Alabama LSU Texas Texas A&M 2015: Oklahoma

I will engage with this er time 🤭

Whoa Big 12 whoa. You made me feel compassion for this program. Idk even how to express how bad you had to fumble this to make me feel this. Can you guys just go away already?

Things that piss me off and make me rage. 1) Baker’s defense the entire time he was at OU (looking at you Rose Bowl trauma) 2) The 4 peat record smashing OU softball team not winning an Espy.

Jason Witten, John Mateer, Danny Stutsman, Lane Johnson and Creed Humphrey shotgunning a beer with Luke Combs last night in Norman.