Happy first day of 89R to all the #TxLege ppl who celebrate.

The new A/V system in the #TxLege seems to have silenced FrontMicScreech. Am I wrong?

I heard there was a bat in the #TxLege Capitol today but I never got any call on my bPhone to take care of the problem. If y'all ain't gonna throw up a bat sign or tag me somewhere, ain't no way the #TxLegeBatman can swoop in to the rescue!

I've said it before; when there's a bat problem in the #TxLege - I am the only first responder you need. I guess technically this is a gaggle of #Riverbats & not flying rats with wings - but still, a bat is a bat & I should have been on the scene. #TxLegeBatman cc: 3 SEVERAL GAVEL SMASHING SUPPORT STAFF

Walking though the #TxLege today, I saw a mascot which appeared to have wings so my #TxLegeBatman radar was in high alert. Alas, I wasn’t needed as a first responder, just as a lunch host & to take notes in Senate B&C. Carry on.

You misspelled “#HookEm”

The fake smiles on my kids were solely because desserts were promised for dragging them to a Texas Men’s Basketball game at the #MoodyCenterATX. Great win…which I never doubted for the last 90 seconds of the game.

If we had escalators in the #TxLege, the #TxLegeBatman would have had him doing kart wheels down that thing.

I low-key love being in the #TxLege halls at this time of night (photo at 6:45pm). Sun starting to go down, only a few of us nerds/junkies still here.

What part of #TxLege session are you in? My friend has reached this point. Here is this person’s plate at our breakfast meeting this morning.

My big dilemma for my very first #SneakerThursday of the #TxLege season. I almost texted Diego Bernal or Jeff Leach for counsel. I went with the dress socks. Did I get it right?

For those fans of both Saturday Night Live - SNL & The New York Times…the brilliant minds behind #Connections trolled the SNL opening skit from 5/3/25 (Trump exec orders).

I got honked at today by an empty @waymo #WhiteGhost in my own neighborhood. Flipping the bird to a robot just doesn’t have the same satisfaction.

For those participating in "Paint the House Black" day today - we're going to meet in the pit on the 2nd floor stairs for a photo op with Chairman Todd Hunter on adjournment. Listen for announcements and/or spread the word. #TxLege #PaintTheHouseBlack

It was great catching the man in black y’day for a quick photo with some other #TxLege regulars who understood the assignment. #PaintItBlack Cc: Rep. Vikki Goodwin, Todd Hunter, Salman Bhojani, Lauren Ashley Simmons

Because I know 3 SEVERAL POST-SCRUM MOTION will ask - the #TxLegeBatman hasn't been to Cedar Park in ages. But if that bat keeps this up - he's gonna #FAFO - I don't like going up that far north, but I will if called upon.