your goal should be to make the most money in the laziest way possible at all times

“LOLOL i am glad you find this shit amusing “

slim shady era was the best era of eminem’s music career 😹 HE DID NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK😹

under pressure was logics best album in my opinion

speaking of Logic, i’d like to see him and Kendrick Lamar collab on a track together, i just know it would expolode my MFKN medulla 😹😹

i am rewatching peaky blinders, and this show was so fucking amazing, there’s no way this movie is gonna be good missing half of the original cast. they should have just left the story line to be ended with the last episode

just kidding. I AM A GODDDDD 😹😹

lmaoooooo WHY DO I ONLY ATTRACT CLOSET GAY MEN ??!😹😹😹

it’s great working in the service industry cause you know so many other people that work in the industry so you have a hookup at multiple places 🍻

everyone thinks its a joke until it’s not

people always tell on themselves smh 😹

patterns always make for equations

pertaining to my last post (like abotone actually reads these) lol i’ve LITERALLY BEEN SCREAMING for support for a week now, everyone really thinks iam jokeong and also getting “annoyed with my “outrageous behavior lately” OPEN YOUR FUCKIN EYES assholes) 😹🌚🤦🏻‍♀️

why is breakfast delivery so unnecessarily expensive for literally just one item, vs a whole ass lunch/dinner combo at ANY establishment?!🤯🙄

i love refinding lovely songs i forgot i lnew about

hahahhahahaha i fucking love proving a good point🤭

😆🤡no wonder i am deaf and loud as fuck , i just woke up up to a 5 hour rnb playlist blasting directly though my noise cancelling headphones 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

if i had a dollar for everytime a couple tried to take me home with them i’d be rich😂 i barely have the attention for one person, let alone two lmao

HOLY CRAP ASTRONOMY WILL FOREVER BLOW MY MIND, what a fucking treat learning some new facts about neptune and uranus tiktok.com/t/ZTkhuRUef/