Calls are cool, texts are alright, tweets are chill, a Facebook message is okay, but nothing beats seeing someone in person.

I'm so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time.

Pretending to look for your homework, when you know you didn't do it.

SOO exited to finally get #TakeMeHome

“UberFacts: People with stronger friendships have the greater ability to communicate strictly through facial expressions.”couldnt agreemore

Pretending to look for your homework, when you know you didn't do it.:D

Will you go out with me? (a) Yes (b) a (c) b

I get that "everyone has an opinion" but your opinion is wrong in my opinion.

Friend: "Omg, your parents are so nice!" ... You: "It's because you're here.".... -_-

"LOOK AT THIS B-TCH FLASHING HER GANG SIGNS AT ME!" ... Grandma please, She's deaf.

Telling your parents something funny, but then it turns into a life lesson..

I have 2 Spanish teachers: Dora & Pitbull.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETHANY!!!!!!!!!! Love you and hope you have a great on Bethany Mota

“TeenThings ™: That one friend who always gets the joke 5 hours later.”that's got to be me

I changed my car horn sound to gun shots, people move out of the way much faster now.

Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

I’m not addicted to Twitter, I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

I have always wondered what I sound like to people who don’t speak English.

Thank you phone, for letting me look at you in awkward situations.

15 pounds lighter as of today!!! partyji.com/uve/