🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

How many of you in the Twitter verse are willing to stand with Saudi Arabia! Let’s hear it!

This was a terra buy

Keeps me up at night

Leaves are the hardest money in the universe

Bernie Madoff’s tireless campaign to cure leukemia halted by speed bumps at his fund

Yeah no way Berkshire Hathaway would ever invest in Binance

Sam Bankman-Fried has entered the fight over the $460M worth of Robinhood shares. Part of his argument is that he needs them to be able to pay for his legal defense, else he might face irreparable harm. “Conversely, the FTX Debtors face only the possibility of economic loss.”

Antoine Moses, a 23-year-old tree planter from Quebec, Canada set a world record by planting 23,060 trees in 24 hours. He’s a real environmentalist, unlike those idiots who block motorways or spill milk in supermarkets.

Lab leak!!! wsj.com/articles/covid…

I don’t have a problem with massive trucks, but if u don’t have a proportionately massive toolbox in the bed then u are a poser

Who actually supports NEPA and why do we listen to them

📢 After a year + in the works, thrilled to soon unveil my deep dive into #DeFi's reg challenges & the roadmap to collaborative solutions. Explore the SEC's evolving stance, stakeholder hurdles, and innovation-driven paths forward. Stay tuned! 🔜 #DecentralizedFinance #RegTech"

When the pastor’s kid won our fifth grade single elim rock paper scissors tournament, that’s when I knew god was real

Charles dickens may be the worst writer of all time

Unc is back

Price controls are haram

If the founders came back they wouldn’t be like “the subway is dirty.” They’d be like “wow”

My gift card conversion rate is 100%. I never forget to use a gift card. Retail hates me

I never could’ve been a goth kid cuz that would’ve taken way too much time in the morning

If I die while I have a document checked out on the DMS the first thing that the senior associate would die after finding out I died is call computer support to get the document checked back in