Looking for new and interesting ways to tell someone they have turned you off? Look no further! Now accepting submissions of bad dating app poetry and and responses

17 haikus about bad dates buzzfeed.com/amphtml/kristi…

"You appeared okay But your poem sucks dick so I will not suck yours"

"Yes your dick is small That poem was complete shit I'm out of your league"

#tinder #bumble #datingfail

Just to show you girls are thirsty poets too... #tinder #bumble #datingfails #datingdonts

"Your profile slayed but #metoo happened so go fuck yourself"

#tinderpoets #tinder #bumble #datingfails

This one is titled “I’m not a sex worker, and if I was I would charge more than $60” You paid for dinner It was fairly expensive You expected sex

It must have been hard When your parents first told you They share a mother

This one is about a man that bought me ceviche and dropped out of high school at 16 Loosely titled “I’M SHOCKED” Obsessed with bitcoin never had a girlfriend, says “I’m smarter than you”