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Rejection Haikus

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Have you ever received a gross poem via dating app? Ever sent a creative reply? Welcome to Rejection Haikus

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Looking for new and interesting ways to tell someone they have turned you off? Look no further! Now accepting submissions of bad dating app poetry and and responses

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This one is titled “I’m not a sex worker, and if I was I would charge more than $60” You paid for dinner It was fairly expensive You expected sex

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This one is about a man that bought me ceviche and dropped out of high school at 16 Loosely titled “I’M SHOCKED” Obsessed with bitcoin never had a girlfriend, says “I’m smarter than you”