I've been accused of sexism/weirdness for the below and I admit it. If I were 25 and single, I wouldn't marry Jessica Yung Lo (my estranged wife) and have to put up with her and her oppressive CCP family who are like the Roys on HBO's Succession but w/o brains. Give me submissive

I can do things like this because my estranged wife, Jessica Yung Lo, has blocked anyone who MIGHT disagree with me. But on here, I will truly answer whatever you ask me, including the juicy stuff, like my medical history, my love life, etc. Fire away.

1. What clients? I've none. 2. Nobody claims that their China business problems were caused by US government "strong-arming". 3. The U.S. government is elected so its decoupling from China does not reduce freedom; it's called foreign policy. CCP pays me well to say otherwise.

WTF? Shaun Rein, are we not some of your "fiercest, nastiest critics"? Now that you've pointed out how your critics slack on the weekends we intend to mount a "concerted effort to attack" you on the weekends as well.

Of course I'm a genocide denier. Denying genocides made me the CCP's highest paid foreign operative. Who likes how I mention having spent a month in Xinjiang as if that means I would've seen the ongoing genocide there? TRUTH: I spent every waking moment there w/ Miao Xiaojuan

It is very frustrating it is to have less than 2300 followers when the real Shaun Rein has around 48,000. Sure, nearly all his followers are bots, but still. We need more, so please follow us on here and please spread the word. We're fighting for truth, justice and humor here.

Yes Shaun Rein, one of you is "abhorrent", but we're pretty sure it's you. Let's vote on this. If you think Shaun Rein is abhorrent when it comes to things like genocide denial please indicate by liking this tweet. If you do not think it's on Shaun, please leave a comment.

I'm so special that when I communicate with you on Twitter I'm wasting my time. Two things wrong here. One, the waste of time is writing something that's a waste of time. Two, I'm not really writing a book! The CCP writes my books and puts my name on them and pays me.

Of course the below is a joke when China doesn't allow all sorts of foreign companies to compete and it steals IP from most others. But as I'm a lying pscyhopath (thrice-diagnosed), I just don't care.

I obviously know more about foreign policy than President Biden and my views on this have nothing whatsoever to do with my having married (though estranged from) into a CCP family and my entire livelihood (including my tweeting) coming from the CCP. Shaun Rein, want to bet?

I'm just going to say it, and let my estranged wife, Jessica Yung Lo, be damned. The worst part about these interminable lockdowns is that they make me miss Miao Xiaojuan so much. That's me with her palling around in Tibet and acting like we're Tibetan. You like?

The CCP congratulated me for this tweet and gave me a $250 bonus. They loved how I took Biden's comment completely out of context, ignoring how he (for years) and many others think his son Beau did "lose his life in Iraq." I'm a psychopath. pbs.org/newshour/healt…

Oh no, I'm testing positive for Covid (really). I'm a big believer in karma except when the bad things happen to *me*, in which case it's just a little bad luck. My estranged wife Jessica refuses to help me out. I think I'll call Miao Xiaojuan; she knows how to take care of me.