everytime an AI slop GIF gets over 100k likes on here

*walking outside* this is just like tomodachi life

living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

I like to pretend today is his birthday… Happy 4/20 #lpstwt

you should be sentenced to unspeakable horrors for even thinking about saying this

I THINK I GET... LOW... BILL... BUT IM THE FUCKING MAIN EVENT....

GIVE MEGAN A BAZOOKA

M ☆ lex 🥑

like omfg

tomodachi screenshots my gf sends me

bloom 𖧧 Why are we pretending like this isn't a valid reaction to realizing you let a depraved murderer into your home

EVIL SLAYYYTER : BRAND NEW CHANEL$

I love this stupid fucking photo so much

OOMF JUST GOT BROKEN UP WITH WHY DID I GET IN HER CAR

i want 1. sex, money, drugs 2. chains on my chest 3. vintage celine 4. diamond grills 5. champagne bottles i get for free

my life feels like a series of woah vicky tweets