In the back of every southeasterners memory…

Girl behind me in class sounds like hawk tuah girl 🪵🪵🪵

Fortnite is a real man’s hangover cure

This and a tall blonde girl rn #LANK

mr. milchick… your outie just signed a 3 year deal

A Miller Loght just appeared in my hand #weball

Is blacking out like severance where my innie is just me after I down 15 beers at cutters on a Thursday?

Dekupapbambe

Yes. This is how I want my college tuition spent

The McNeese student manager thing is getting annoying

If anyone would be so kind as to set Noah up for his date night tmrw, let him know. He’s open to all, but would prefer a tall blonde on the volleyball team

This IS southern culture

#shrink the pollen count

I used to pray for times like this

#scubagirl’s 2036 presidencial election odds just plummeted

#ball

Immediate HIV contraction #shrink

Giants’ Week 1 depth chart lists Jaxson Dart as Russell Wilson’s backup, QB2.

Colts have re-signed TE Mo Alie-Cox.

With today’s 4 pm ET deadline looming, the 49ers are opting not to exercise the $10 million option bonus in Trent Williams’ contract, per sources. Williams’ salary cap number now will grow to close to $47 million, but the team is not overly concerned about it and it still is