It's funny how in the 90s white collar crime was super complex and deep. Enron, Bernie Madoff defrauding people with complex webs of lies for decades, etc. In our era it's just people committing crimes and being like lol what are you gonna do arrest me

don't have a HECS debt anymore, don't drive a car - what is this government doing for me?

formative experience of my early 20s was going to Christchurch after the earthquake and the only building still standing on a block was the strippers. I bought a model of the church that had just collapsed.

the Prime Minister will address the nation tonight because everything is good thanks, nothing to worry about mate #auspol

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

I want the government to explain why the lack of housing is a supply issue but the lack of fuel is a demand issue?

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back

Taylor Sheridan doesn’t get enough credit for figuring out how to talk to boomers about their own mortality

ever since i was a little boy ive dreamed of being a crowd favorite, non-famous, recurring guest on a friendship simulator podcast

doctor told me I need to stop beermaxxing because my liver is getting totally carb mogged and becoming fatpilled

the fall off #NRLSupercoach

Out in the country for the night

Stop being a doomer with a zoomer n come get drunk with an unc

Northside fashion in Melbourne is mainly a competition to see who can assemble the most schizophrenic outfit

One Nation isn't the real threat, they're pathologically incapable of governing - it's whoever realises they can do it better than Pauline and goes all in (Reform vs. Restore in the UK seems a good parallel)

kids these days don’t have role models to look up to anymore, when i was growing up we had master chief and the bionicles to teach us right from wrong and what it means to be a man

what on earth is going on in Brisbane? lower salaries, higher prices

it's cool working in marketing cos you get to see these conversations happening in real time in meeting rooms

The NDIS is telling me 1 in 6 kids has weapons grade autism, but somehow the Australian tech sector is dog shit? Yeah, nah.

it is late April in Melbourne and I have spent the day wearing boardshorts in St Kilda