Young team in Ayr stole a jcb roller an are casually just rolling through the scheme on it 😂😂

Cunts that put their Christmas stuff up et this time a the year have suhn wrong wa them fact🥴🤒

fck me Monday comes around faster every single week I swear

Cold weather is cumin in now fresh mornings 😎🥶

Hink the day is the day ma hart Could pack in av only had 1 can a red bull 🥴😮‍💨

Wish this cold would fuck off making me have no energy and crabbit as fuck everyday 🥴😮‍💨

Canny wait for 2 weeks off ma work so a can recharge ma battery’s 😴🥱

Why’s it no Saturday??? PASS ME A DRINKKK

Stop listening to the announcements and do wit the fuck u want 🖕🏼

Hope Sturgeons next shite is a hedgehog

Think were the only cunts that are working the mora 🤣😮‍💨

Canny wait till this shift is over 😑 101 things to do on the last day typical

Does my cunt in seeing your payslip n how much you get deducted for tax and national insurance 😐

Fresh mornings are the best 🥶😶‍🌫️

A would rather take a kick to the shin or a boot to the baws than work a Tuesday 😑🥴🥱

Wonder what it’s like to no work and get everything 🥱🤷‍♂️🖕🏻😑

Fucked ma arm already and it’s only Monday this is just gonna be one a them weeks 😑🖕🏻🙄

Been on the go since 4.30 this morning and av had 3 cans a red bull already and still feel dead as fuck😑🖕🏻🥱

Sometimes a wish it would rain cause the sun kicks ma cunt in when am working and am tired for about 2 weeks 😂😂 #cannyhandeltheheat