Regis: “Was I a bad father to you, Sasuke?” Noctis: “My name’s Noctis.”

“I hope my son, Sasuke, is doing alright.”

“He’s used to getting himself into trouble. I’m worried. Very much.”

|| Wow, just one follower to reach 600!

“Address me not like that, son of Uchiha. I’m the Hokage. I tolerate not such disrespectful behaviour.”

“Mangas? What’s that?”

“You’re a smart boy, child. You’ve figured me out. But worry not, my boy, I haven’t read your hentais.”

“I am sir Uchidad to you now. You and being Hokage? Don’t be ridiculous, Sasuke. You shall not believe what a little fox told you. It must’ve been drunk or so.”

“Oh. I intend not to embarrass you, my son. It is a natural course of action young men do to gain knowledge in books or in self-experience.” Regis is a sly, cunning father. Mhm.

“Do you know what dreams and nightmares are: They are all lies. Pay the vision no heed, it is bogus.” Instead of encouraging his son, Sasuke, Regis did the absolute opposite. Regis is a marvellous father, indeed. “It is sir Uchidad.”

“Oh, they are not? Nonetheless, it pushed not the fact aside that you still read it, did it, son?” The sound in his last word was so judgemental and calm at the same time that it made appear Noctis didn’t talk to his father but to a therapist. This made it even more creepy.

Regis was born from a different generation. He lived in times where ‘groovy’ and ‘swell’ were hep. Saying bogus was quite normal for Reggie. “How come? Bogus is a groovy word. To use old-fashioned language can make you look smarter and swell.” Oh, what do you know, he said it.

|| we are all in sad moods rn

|| dude, don’t make my Regis cry

“Soon, my son, you shall know the burden of being a King.”

“And I shall stand by your side, as your guardian.”

“I am all ears.” x.com/nocturneregem/…

“My grandson!” He stretched out his arms. x.com/tenebriscaelum…

“Spouse? Oh dear. There is a big mistake!” x.com/crowneddynast/…