Halloween, but high fashion

day 1 of job application

Mom: "Can you believe your cousin now smokes weed" Me who sold it to him:

Don’t propose on my birthday, don’t propose on my graduation day, don’t propose on Valentine’s Day, don’t propose at someone else’s wedding... Keep the proposal date a separate special day not be shared with other holidays/milestones

I give obese people wrong directions so that they walk a bit more…

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When I was a kid Some of my family got arranged marriages to boost business and political power, I said that if there’s no love in marriages they should’ve just let men marry the men they wanna do business with and I got my butt whooped… anyways I still stand by that

It’s the fact that it’s a gif with the same grainy quality. Love it. 😂

Your “morning body” when your stomach flat flat

Everytime y’all talk about Kayla Nicole this is who I think about 😭

“yeah no” is my fav combo fr

We prefer you with money. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

No animal aurafarms like the birds

People are hating on things never hated before

Children always look for every opportunity to return to God

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im never beating the easily irritated allegations

I just know bugs rent these out for weddings

I’m so glad girls don’t have ankles

Get pregnant and show them how it's done sir