News in 2040:

Lennart Poettering announces last new task.

LindowsD

Just install it and no need for legacy Windows or Linux.

An 'all in one' binary.

What happens when vacuous 'world leading' aspiration meets harsh reality? If it is the operation of the UK border, a complete mess by all accounts.

Because you need to spend proper money on these things, not hope them away. politico.eu/article/uk-bre…

The grift that keeps giving.

'There'll be no checks'
'They need us more than we need them'
'There'll be no downsides'
'It'll reduce prices'

#Brexit
#Brexit Reality
#BritishExceptionalism

bbc.com/news/articles/…

- how are little billy’s swimming lessons going?
- well we’re 10 lessons and £250 down, and yet i produce turds regularly that manage to be more buoyant than him…

Some people love the gig economy.

Usually the Silicon Valley types who sold the dream, not the workers.

'Disruptive' = how to get round government legislation & worker protections & maximise profit.

Drives a coach and horses through minimum wage.

Needs serious revision.

Prescient!

It’s only a matter of time before Russian GPS jamming kills someone in the Baltic region.

NATO may not think it’s at war with Russia, but Russia is acting like it is at war with NATO.

This thing has just resurfaced on my timeline. Enjoy!

WTF NFL Network NFL on DAZN @NFL ??

I can't watch the draft because of geographic restrictions?

After what you make me pay?

Robbing bastards. Complete scheisters.

#NFLDraft2024
#RipOff

Ooooh. Election vibes.

Nah. Ain't happening.

Another 6 months of profiteering still available. And gaslighting. And setting up Labour.

#ToryCriminals
#ToryGaslighting

I don't care if it's photoshop, it's still funny. 🤣

Chortle

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz335twi

Silicon Valley hates globally popular software that isn't.... from Silicon Valley.

Their software is as much spyware as any other. They just like to pretend they're the 'good guys'.

Any bets on the buyers?

Google, Meta, Microsoft, Apple?

Yet another Tory #Clusterfcuk