[refreshing every 10 seconds] “Come on, come on, come on, come on”

GREAT office snack, for those who care about presence. Handful of cashews, half dozen crab apples, standing up and leaning on the back of a chair. Two bite apples. Seeds and stems. Keeping my mouth open, eyes locked, brow furrowed. “Anyone have any questions?” they ask me.

Framed poster of this #popcornclassic “Who’s That Girl” (93 min) at my Airbnb. I give it 5 bags of popcorn and a tube of red lipstick!

Experiencing what’s interesting, unique and extraORDinary at O’hare rn

My wife just made Chat-GPT inspired Chocolate Chip Cookies and I felt like a Wii character eating it.

Dashers: An instance of antisocial norms in Post-Covid America or The New Irish?

I just tried The Cheescake Factory’s Louisiana Chicken Pasta! It’s popular for a reason a much need treat for me today!

I think about Stonewall Jackson at Antietam everytime I eat a peach

White Boy Intuition is knowing that Good Kid mAAD city is more important than any of the subsequent albums, no matter what you’re told.

The shared cultural experience of Drake and Kendrick transcends faux rap beef to the point that if you have strong convictions of winner and losers, you are a loser.

I just venoe’d Jerome Powell $2600 and you’re mad at me?!?!

I took a class in college that made us study My Beatiful Dark Twisted Fantasy as the nucleus of Millenial culture and I regret the eye rolls.

You are white and you love Drake. Stop it.

As a Jew, the Heil era of Kanye is the most concerning canary in the zeitgeist bc Fade was wack as hell and man…. he’s always early and on.

I’m gonna buy the checkmark and start a burner where I talk about all of the beautiful but neurotic and ethnically niche women that fell madly in love with me, but I was prolific enough to avoid the consequences I made up

AI has gotten crazy good. Legit thought this was Georgy Zhukov!

Some people just have the “Nameless Coworker” phenotype.

Rare window where “It’s getting late, but I don’t mind”‘might be considered unironically chic

I just watched a Harlem Globetrotter dunk a bball while skyding, and people still don’t think they should be in the NBA?

H1B Visas should be priced with market adjustment. If it’s truly a net benefit to have an international workforce in the US, we should incentive that talent to move to the rust belt vs coastal powerhouses. It’s $100k if you need a new worker in NYC but free for Buffalo.