never forget.

twas a christmas morning miracle. woke up to a morning bj from the wife! merry christmas to all!

Chives, Minter, Jimmy, Harvey, Pocket, Gerald, Chris, and Jakobi Carmichael. Up the boys. LANK. Expand. Romanian.

Huge extension! Congrats Dick and team!

walked into a club last night and danced my way to the bar to order a tequila soda, they immediately told me to leave… won’t be headed back to Aritzia again.

🚨 BREAKING: Here we go! Donald Trump set to join Chelsea FC, spotted in official kit! Exclusive images confirm the move. Negotiations ongoing with the White House and Stamford Bridge. Stay tuned for updates! 🇺🇸🔵 #CFC #TrumpToChelsea

nothing like walking into the gym locker room to a bunch of 70 year olds just talking shop with their wrinkled cocks out

Almost 5 hours later… I have successfully ENTERED THE DRAW for Fifa World Cup tickets. After multiple window crashes and “errors”, it finally worked and I didn’t anything different for those wondering. Just worked after trying multiple times. Now we wait…