Shakira physically moving the house from her ex’s land is a level of petty I can only aspire to

holy fucking shit, all the people who demanded that we respect Ted Cruz's privacy when his family was going through a tough time, watch them now pissing themselves with glee over Senator Fetterman. fucking barrel-bottom ghouls

Dear Rural Voters, When Republicans call Democrats 'Big Gov Libs' what they mean is Democrats want to keep poisoned trains from exploding in your small town. Pass it on.

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I look fucking amazing 😮‍💨

Summer of 07 I learned the entire Beyoncé get me bodied choreo it saved me while dealing w depression & loss last night when this angel did About Damn Time w me & the big grrrls I cried backstage to know I mean to her what my favorite artist meant to me is deeply touching❤️

I love the “how dare you prosecute Trump” from the same people who brought us “lock her up”

NEW: Uvalde first responders chose not to confront an elementary school gunman after being told an AR-15’s ammo could penetrate body armor. GOP lawmakers had said the kind of gun used in the attack made no difference. By Zach Despart at Texas Tribune. texastribune.org/2023/03/20/uva…

Gwyneth Paltrow looks like she’s on trial in 1987 for hiring a hitman to kill her husband.

F*k Lauren Boebert. …that’s the tweet. #NashvilleCovenantSchool

I swear TN Republicans have no idea what they just did. But they are about to find out.

calm down, Trump can't win. calm down, Trump will grow in office. calm down, Ivanka will be a moderating influence. calm down, Mueller will get Trump. calm down, John Roberts cares about his legacy. calm down, Roe is settled law. I'm so fucking tired of being told to calm down

It’s been a fun decade being lectured on free speech and “safe spaces” from people who want to use state power to prevent themselves and others from ever encountering a book, person or idea these people find unpleasant or disagreeable

When LIZZO said “if i’m shining, everybody gonna shine” she MEANT 👏 IT 👏

Lizzo claps back at Tennessee’s law banning drag shows in public places, invites drag queen star performers with her on stage at show in Tennessee.

Katie Porter didn't even need her white board for this schooling.

Somebody simply has to write the ultimate catch-all essay on disruptive, libertarian, private-sector-touting entrepreneurs simply begging and demanding for state intervention at the end of their journeys. (This is the Titan sub company's adviser.)

From the Tony Bennett obituary in the The New York Times:

There's a decent chance Republicans start a civil war if Trump is imprisoned. But there's also a decent chance they'll start a civil war if Fritos does a brand deal with RuPaul.