You bitches not finna bully me out of bath & body works😭😭😭😭I got my big girl perfumes and I got my little misty sprays 🥰

i wish i could have a kid jus to see wat it looks like n then put it back

embarrassed bc i'm walking down the sidewalk and a rat is just like walking next to@me and it looks like we're together

I can’t help but laugh when people get mad when you don’t have the same opinion as them

Living in Ontario is not good for my mental health

“I’m so toxic” booooo tomato tomato tomato I’m throwing tomatoes

“don’t get me started!” - someone who’s been ‘started’ for like 20 minutes

why must there be logic in a tweet just let me say dumb shit

me when I have to go outside

This is Tinsley. She was in a car accident with her humans last night. She escaped the wreckage, got the attention of police, and led them all the way back to the site of the crash. Her humans are being treated and expected to survive. Tinsley is awarded our very rare… 15/10

oatmeal is not nasty y’all just don’t know how to make it

Blows my mind people to CHOOSE to drink club soda. Not even any alcohol in it either. That’s just horrifying

Tims let for world leader

CDC, 2020: wash your groceries CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay

Stop being depressed about the past. You can't change it. Start being depressed about the future, because you can't change that either

I know it’s gonna be a good week when greys announces there’s gonna be season 19

girl you’re in college to help disabled and at risk youth and you’re using derogatory slurs, are you okay???