I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Queer Eye and then asked it to write an episode of Queer Eye of its own. Here is the first page.

anyone wanna cut my hair hmu

riley's in the room next to me and i hope she can't hear me listening to old avril lavigne out loud at 2am

remember when every straight girl lusted over ruby rose on orange is the new black and pretended to be gay for like 1 minute? yeah what the fuck was that

LIFE IS GOOD AND THE MOON IS SEXY

No one: Not a single soul: Me:

if anyone in my life has been desperately wondering, YES, the 27 curse is still real

going to school in rural kansas means being recommended christian horse therapy

*listens to lover and ignores the rest of the entire world*

🏆 Schitt's Creek is the best show on TV right now bit.ly/2HZ74tH

will my high school english teachers ever truly know what they did for me. i hope they are having good yrs and students are treating them well.

I wanted to buy a T-shirt that read: I AM UNKNOWABLE.

me explaining to someone why i think something is wrong: i just FEEL it in my BONES its the ENERGY, y'know?

ASHDADDY TRASHLEY!!!!!! i miss u SO much. i miss ur laugh & horrible jokes & playing card games. you were my lil daughter & now you're all growed up!!!!! hope u have the best day, my absolute fav scorpio 🖤🖤

if anyones wondering if i'm doing well look at these pics of dan levy & taylor swift and my TEARS and know that YES I AM VERY WELL AND ALSO A MESS

Me cutting gym class to spend time with my 11th grade AP English teacher

deadass any salinians out there who play dungeons & dragons pls invite me i want to play 🥺 thanks my dm's are open

tip your fucking delivery drivers. at all times, but especially during a pandemic. IF YOU CANT AFFORD A TIP DONT ORDER

before i am gay, i am a swiftie