Next year better be half as good as Gatsby made the roaring 20’s because I’m already buzzing 💃

Calling my friends old sport and partying like Gatsby

Why the fuck would no one come to cream with me😭

I cah express how much better my life would be if I had a little bit more cash 🙃🙃

Only good thing missing cream is I’m fresh and happy that it’s over unlike everyone else 😂

No risking that

Why do I have the immune system of a new born child I’m genuinely always fucking ill

Selling 2 hellfire tickets for cheap, plz retweet

Living with 10+ tissues in your pocket at all times isn’t fun! Hayfever sufferes feel me please! THE WORST THING

3 years to the day it started and 15 stone down later... How it started How its going

Unsupportive friends are a definite no✨

i literally notice every fucking thing

Finally been offered a permanent position at work after a year and a half🤩🤩 can’t wait to celebrate on my days off 🥂🥂

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my “i’ll get paid again” attitude needs to chill

Looking for 2x bongo bingo tickets for this Saturday 11th in Newcastle 🤞🙏 please retweet