Found my way back out of the trash, what's up y'all

RT if you're immune

How much do I have to pay for ad-free instagram honestly

I'm shippin up to Boston to find my wooden leg

For the winos

20 years from now, if my kid says the phrase "social distancing" I can just picture the glorious meltdown I'll have

Can't wait for virtual happy hour with the buddies tonight #CoronaLockdown

Hey times are tough!

This is more entertaining than half the shit on Twitter right now. Happy Saturday everyone! Red Solo Cup #ad

Party responsibly. I'm disposable #CovidTimes

Thank you for being my friend. R.I.P., Toby.

Raise your cup today in honor of those who have fallen for our great country. We wouldn't be here without you!󾓦󾓦

Dear liver, I apologize for the next 3 months #summer

I'm thinking a little tequila Tuesday 💁

Happy Hump Day. You're half way there. Now celebrate with a whiskey and a kiss.

Nothin' on earth that'll keep me hummin' like a heat wave comin'! #summer #solocuptruth #bikiniseason

The best suit is your birthday suit

Ready to get star spangled hammered tonight 🔴🔵⚪🔴🔵⚪🔴🔵⚪