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Growing up, you had to have a favorite ballplayer. You collect his cards, play his position in little league, etc. Mine was Ryno because he was a fellow Washingtonian and had a cool name. I picked a good one. 🌥️

I've received this text ~20 times: "Hey, you know there's a [bad] band from Tacoma called ENUMCLAW?" Well, now there's a dude from East Anglia with a song about the Muckleshoot Casino. That's globalism for ya...

Probably my favorite player ever. A goofy dude that is a joy to watch. Stoked we'll see get to see him play some more! 🐐 ✨

I admittedly look like shit. Been wearing many of my clothes for 20+ years. And Davey Havok has only been pleasant every time I've been around him. THAT SAID, I marvel at the money/energy spent on this steez. It's incredible. God bless you crazy kids. Always keepin' us talkin'!

Sometimes us indie peeps need to remind ourselves that music media is busy with important stuff and may not have time for us. Understandable.

Tour update: Brendan got low-key GOAT'd by a college kid in Guelph last night. Toronto tonight.

This is "Whitney 1991" level here, and I gotta think it's in response to all the gomers cheering on "Chipocalypse" or whatever gross BS is next. Remember kids, 1: MAGA nationalism doesn't make you a better citizen, and 2: Chicago is a great American city.

Heading DEEP into New Hampshire tonight for the Alkablink 382 show. Say whattup if you're attending such a gathering. Very clever pee/sock jokes incoming.

Really good day to denounce ALL forms of political violence. Get the National Guard out of DC and Chicago and over to "hell hole" Utah.

I literally tried to save Charlie Kirk's life. Millions of people have spent years calling for gun reform and tried to save his life. But the NRA and GOP find a way to win, so they can add him to their body count.

The 9-11 hijackers were radical religious zealots who condemned America for our tolerance of gays and acceptance of women in modern society. They wanted to force fundamentalist, theocratic rule onto others because their god said so. Fuck all those guys.

Don't worry, gang, the Libertarians are not gonna stand for this...

Disney = mouse.

Shout out Paolo Pasco, the best Jeopardy! champ in a while! I was on board day 1 when he was talking about Pigeon Fest(?!), haha...

The Rapture is flaking on more dates than Morrissey.

I went to Holyoke to eat at Seattle's own Red Robin, in hopes that it pushes the Mariners over the edge tonight. (Even though RR is a Radical Left woke Lib establishment and I'm a staunch Conservative [and no, not like those gutless RINOs]). Go Ms! 🔱

From porn to patriot. Only in America!

Subtle reminder: FIFTEEN of the 9-11 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia. They pour money into Donald's crypto and suddenly have access to jets that cost us taxpayers $2.1T.

“Every Oski had to be breathalyzed for the Big Game after that.” 🌲 🪓 🐻

An absolute titan. Dude was making good records well into his golden years. Not sure why so much of his catalog is currently N/A, but seek out "Rebirth" if you want a refresher.