So #binkydad forgets the binky #LOL

Hands on my hips, asking the movie theater ticket booth if they have anything from the heart/soul of Jennifer Lopez

This Connections board sucks

Eating food out of enrichment toys to train my spatial reasoning and puzzle-solving skills 💪

Parallel universe where it was Coyote vs. Acmenheimer

I don't want the beach to make me old

Typical Tuesday night (+a sly Atlantic easter egg) rezinpeace

At first, I was like, 'Okay, what the heck? These Grimace shake videos don't make any dang SENSE!' But then I read a few comments, and all I have to say is: Bravo, Gen Z. Bravo.

Looked at the flags and found out they spell 'CRUISEWEAR' over and over in nautical flag code. This might be in the exact center of 'mildly interesting' as facts go

Learning about culture, and the world

Remember #binkydad lol