Guest pup Piper doesn't have Tucker's insulation so we buffed her up for today's 8°F walk.

With fatbikes it's not spring cleaning but winter refreshing. "Ooh, these cables are gummy at 2°F. Time for a flush."

There are scratching noises coming from eave above my living room and it is freaking me out. I don't know how, but it sounds like there are critters in my attic. WHAT THE FUCK

So tired of pining over hot Canadian YouTubers. I had the sweetest Quebecois running buddy but a guy who DOESN'T EVEN RUN moved in on him first and now they're in Newfoundland. That could have been me, Damnit,

Apparently I backed the wrong soft bike helmet team. Hedkayse has been selling for a year now while Park & Diamond has gone silent. Bye money. *sigh*

What does this mean? "Been Cruel"? That's very on-brand for Dodge's pointlessly aggressive ad campaign, but I'm open to other interpretations,

This beautiful boy is 2 today. I adopted my previous shelties well into their lives. They've all been wonderfully sweet and obedient dogs that I have been lucky and privileged to care for, but more than any other, this one is *mine*. Happy birthday, Tucker.

I don't get chicken wings as a food, They're just gross. Am I alone in this?

affirmation most strong in all caps

Finished this puzzle, & after rescuing a piece from Piper the only 1 missing is from the Sheltie and I am *suspicious*. Girl, no need to be jealous.

Pretty disappointed in these Chaco hiking boots. Once is a manufacturing defect, twice is a design flaw. And they're not that used, the tread is barely worn. They should stick to sandals.