Gifts.

Snowed today. Already over that shit.

Sorry I was late for work again... The sky was doing shit again.

Dammit Bengals.

I should probably just burn some sage and go to bed. I won't. But I probably should.

Mood af.

Yes I *can* do everything myself. I just don't want to have to. I kinda thought that was the whole point. 🤷🏼‍♀️

It's 11 pm. I'm eating broccoli casserole off of a paper dessert plate with a serving spoon and drinking wine out of a coffee cup. Happy Thanksgiving.

Come on snow day!!! 🤞🤞🤞

I don't know who needs to hear this but it's not "crazy" to feel hurt when someone says hurtful things to you.

How do you politely say, "Your kid acts like a dick because he sees you act like a dick?"

Hope Santa was good to yall. I mean... most of yall. You know who you are. 😒 🎅❤️💚❤️🎄

Very much feeling my too muchiness...

Happy New Year y'all. Eat. Drink. Be merry.

Foods

And I saw an angel come down unto me In her hand she holds the very key Words of compassion, words of peace And in the distance an army's marching feet But behold, we will watch them fall 💜💜💜

Kinda really ready for spring.

Thought I was angry. Turns out I just needed chips and salsa and a very salty margarita. Happy Friday the 13th.

I just want to bake bread and be left the fuck alone. Seems simple enough. #happyvalentinesday

Proof of life