Guy whose life is mostly okay, but joins the Squid Games because he wants to retire early

Why I Left the Left, by Grok

Elon's first good reply

Started taking stimulants and all its done so far is make me focus on reading people's posts more

Maybe I don't have ADHD. The stimulants are not helping me be more effective at work, but I do feel awesome.

A rat done bit my sister Nell With Grok on the moon Her face and arms began to swell And Grok's on the moon I can't pay no doctor bills But Grok's on the moon Ten years from now I'll be payin' still While Grok's on the moon

Twitter should let you make a longer post if the purpose is to preface what you're about to say with an explanation of why people shouldn't be mad about what you're about to say.

It's funny to imagine that AOC thinks she's brilliantly threading the needle.

I am not saying that I voted for her. I was probably going to until she said she would never stop arming and funding Israel ever for any reason.

Selfish narcissism is when you have genocide as a red line

Liking and agreeing with every worst song post

We need to go back to fucking loving science

I'm glad that I'm not important enough for my ideological enemies to claim that my "awful" beliefs were inevitable because of my ugly physical appearance or vice versa.

Nostalgic for the period in between when we got rid of smog and when we got regular wild fire air quality deterioration.

If I ever tried to run for elected office, the main thing I would have to do a public apology for is enjoying How I Met Your Mother while it was airing.

The worst type of boss is one that is dictatorial but also offended that the people below don't want to be their friend.

Does anyone who isn't trying to juice their stock prices have a theory about how putting trillions of dollars into large language models is supposed to usher in revolutionary changes to society?

There are so many lies Americans tell about China but "nobody is allowed to ride public transportation" has to be the most insane one I've ever seen.

The Bear is basically BoJack Horseman without the jokes and where the traumatic experiences are an uncomfortable family dinner instead of causing your former TV daughter co-star to OD on heroin.