Girl who optimizes her running gait for butt jiggle rather than speed or endurance

Can’t wait for the next 6 months of Giannis trade talk

Alice from Queens does battle with halfwits so that we may rest

Lots of people here at the gym preaddressing their guilt for gorging on Super Bowl snacks

Bad time for the heater to break

Reached the peak of my field, now it’s time to ditch and start afresh

Started referring to my graduate students as “agents”, to help motivate them

How do you expect me to make eye contact when I am speaking from first principles

95% of women think they have a large head

Whenever I see a new thinkpiece about the sad state of the American male I know that we are winning

teenage daughter is reading intently, taking note insides of a james baldwin book, while I sit next to her scrolling. the kids are going to be ok

How dumb would Khamenei have to be hanging out at his home address with forces amassed at the border

This is backwards. Hypotheses have always been cheap and abundant, science is limited by our ability to test them rigorously

I’ve decided to read slower, not to improve comprehension but as a measure of respect to the crafter of words

Flying over the sea with clouds, layer of white upon layer of blue

My 17yo daughter is wrestling with a decision about college: attend Yale and end up with $100k in debt, or attend University of Rochester and be debt free. She is interested in biomedical science. What would you do?

Every once in a while I have a day where I am decisive and these are the days where I make 95% of my decisions

Realized two of my dreams today in Bonaire: ate barracuda tacos, and jumped over a sea turtle while kitesurfing (turtle not shown)

Have we considered going around the Straight of Hormuz, instead of through it?

My conclusion after spending a week in Bonaire is that scuba divers are the most sluggish and least physically fit of all outdoor enthusiasts